It’s that glorious time of the year again. I share some of my favorite weird-yet-sexy costumes, and you vote on which one I must wear in a photo shoot. Why do I do this? Well, I don’t know. But you all seem to love it. Past winners have included The Kool-Aid Man, Boba Fett, and a “Sexy” Shark.
I’ve found a lot of fun options this year, so get ready for a whole bunch of choices. Let me know your faves in the comments below! I’ll tally up the votes on Monday, October 5th and start planning my shoot. And if you feel inspired to wear your own ridiculously sexy costume, you can find all of these at BuyCostumes.com! (Click the pics to see a larger version.)
Fairy Tale Heroines
These ladies will live sexily ever after.
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She may be the fairest of them all, but her outfit needed some jazzing up. Now that it’s covered in sequins, woodland creatures, dwarves, and princes won’t be able to resist her!
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This is like if Elle Woods and Barbie worked together to create a dream mermaid. That is a compliment.
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Man, you thought you felt uncomfortable watching Johnny Depp get all predatory with Red. Wait till you see this sexy costume of a child visiting her grandma!
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Robin Hood
I steal from the rich and give to the sexy. Oo de lally indeed!
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Fairy Tale Villains
It’s good to be bad.
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So she likes furs and fine leather goods. What’s wrong with a woman her treats herself?
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Ursula: Sexy sea urchin and mentor to young girls. Stresses the importance of girls’ voices.
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The party don’t start till she walks in. I’m loving this sexy shoulder baring version of her traditional costume.
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Women Throughout History
Women wore a lot less clothing than you may have thought.
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Medusa was a monster, right? And supposed to be hideous? Am I missing something?
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Who needs protective armor when you’ve got a sword and heels?
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Ok, honestly, there’s been new research proving that there were a lot of women vikings, and that’s pretty awesome. But I’m guessing actual female vikings wore pants. [/column]
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Wear this, and you’ll have an excuse to talk about and eat cake all night. Win-win.
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Animals
Don’t be afraid to get wild this Halloween!
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This is the easiest way to pick up a Firefighter without using a lighter.
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What the hell is a fever zebra? Is it a zebra one sees in a fever dream? This outfit is terrifying.
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Sexy Mario Bros
You’re no longer limited to only dressing as Princess Peach.
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No one can resist that mustache.
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Pair this with a little yellow dress and Mario will forget all about that princess he was looking for.
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Always the Toad, never the Princess, am I right? (Who decided to make this costume?) [/column]
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Give Mario a ride he’ll never forget.
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As Seen on TV
Ruining your childhood classics, but in a sexy way.
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Dress up as everyone’s favorite extremely violent and occasionally racist rabbit!
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You could wear this out to a Halloween party, but I’m guessing Bert himself would rather stay at home.
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This version of the iconic uniform may be a bit difficult to fight in. [/column]
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Baywatch’s lifeguard uniforms were sexy enough. How did the Halloween costume add MORE clothing? AND an innertube?
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Super Sexy
These characters are putting the “graphic” in graphic novels.
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I didn’t know there was an anime Wonder Woman until I saw this costume. I checked out the show, and holy cow, she’s bad-ass. I’m not even gonna make a joke. She’s that cool.
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She likes a guy with a sense of humor. And a criminal record.
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You make a mutant look good.
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So, dear readers, what will it be? What costume will I be wearing for my annual Halloween shoot? Leave a comment below with your top choice(s)!