Every year, I have a good ol’ time putting together a list of my favorite “sexy” Halloween costumes that are available to purchase. The past two years, Buy Costumes has been awesome enough to help me up the ante: I post the most ridiculous “sexy” costumes, you all vote on your favorite, and they send me the winner to do a little photo shoot with. You can see the results from last year’s here. So take a look and let me know in the comment which costume you want to see me try to make work in a photo shoot. I’ll pick the winning costume Friday morning (tomorrow!) so we can get the costume shipped out in time for a pre-Halloween shoot.
Without Further Ado…
Sexy Food
Do these costumes make you an aphrodisiac?
We all know this is supposed to be Sriracha. And I guess the sauce is literally hot, so this is more reasonable than most sexy food costumes. Plus, JAUNTY HAT.
Yeah, there are tons of Sexy Banana puns to be said in this costume, but I would just lie on the ground and hope desperately that someone slips on me.
Nothing says “I like lazy, unemployed men” more than Instant Noodles. Guaranteed to get you a date. Or heck, pair up with Ms. Sriracha up there for a great time!
Sexy Characters
Your favorite characters, just not quite as you remember them…
If Care Bears weren’t sexy enough for you on the own, maybe dressing up as the grumpiest one will do the trick.
What you don’t see from this costume is the moment right before when Beast ripped off half of Belle’s dress. Was it anger? A fit of fiery passion? An accident while waltzing? We’ll never know.
…Or, as you and I call her, “Slutty Indiana Jones.” The costume comes with the whip, but not the hat. Sexy indeed!
Nothing like murder and cannibalism to get your heart racing.
Pair this with a red-headed doll and a Ken doll and you’ve got yourself a giant (sexy) weeping angel! Also, the picture lies a bit. The only thing that lights up is the torch. Also, this poor girl looks cold. Someone give her some pants.
Miscellaneous
These sexy costumes were too good to not include!
This costume wins for making me laugh the most. Also, every Shark Week, I’d totally bring this out.
I don’t think you can wear this without covering yourself in wires and looking really concerned.
I don’t know what to make of this costume. It looks like a little girls’ dress, it’s a child’s toy… It just doesn’t seem right.
I’m going to go out on a limb and say this isn’t a rocket. This is an astronaut. A very cold but well-liked astronaut. I actually think it’s kinda cute. Let’s face it, I’ve worn less in the face of NASA.
Don’t forget to vote for your favorite in the comments! It’s always interesting to see what my readers find the most sexy… 😉
And check out more sexy Halloween costumes (as well as some normal costumes!) at BuyCostumes.com.
I vote shark! You’ll be a sexy, geeky, man eater!
Definitely shark!
At first I was like “Grumpy Bear!” cuz Care Bears, then I saw Lady Leatherface and thought that’d be a fun shoot for you.
Then I saw the shark.
I’m speechless.
Shark, all the way.
Shark.
You have to do the Shark!! That is just way to0 awesome lol 🙂
Oh my god, please, PLEASE go as sexy shark.
I think Ms. leather face is the most ridiculous. But I vote grumpy care bear cause… Care bear. Or shark
The Shark one is pretty funny 😛 And the Storybook Beauty reminds me of the show Once Upon A Time, so thats also a plus 🙂
I vote Shark and if you can get a second costume my vote goes to the Rocket (astronaut).
Shark! Definitely shark.
Side note: The brown bottom point of the banana is place very poorly…. I’d say that banana is fresh off the bushel…
I thought the SAME thing! So awkward.
Yeah, those people that made the banana costume knew what they were doing.
Sexy shark is the most ridiculous, but sexy NASA is always awesome.
SHARK!!!! But, you have to get those boots!!! Or banana. Please go as a shark banana.
Yeah, shark has to win. I’m sad I didn’t see sexy sriracha before picking my costume though!
One more vote for sexy shark!
Shark! Though the dopey Sriracha hat is pretty great.
How did Sexy Honey Badger not make it on this list? Same site as Sexy Shark. http://www.buycostumes.com/Honey-Badger-Dress-Adult-Costume/804401/ProductDetail.aspx?evar3=VerticalProductRecommendations
Oh WOW! I will consider that a write-in vote for Honey Badger.
Shark!
I’m gonna go against the tide of shark votes and say Lady Leatherface even if the chainsaw is sold separately, cuz it can also double as a scary apron.
I love the idea of a scary apron. There needs to be more scary aprons in the world.
I’m going to second the write-in vote for honey badger, though of the options presented, shark totally wins.
B and I vote Sexy Shark all the way (syracha is a second, in my book). A group of us are going as carebears this year but we’re making our own costumes 🙂
Oh. My. Gosh. I hate sexy Halloween costumes, but I would put on that shark one just for the hilarity factor. Totally the winner.
Also, sexy Etch-A-Sketch? WTF? It’s like there’s a creepy white Halloween van stalking my sweet, innocent childhood…
Duh-dun duh-dun duhdunduhdunduhdunduhdun SEXY SHARK!!
100% the best option.
I voted Shark before I saw the rest of the comments – that one is just plain awesome!!
It has to be the shark! Mr. Geek should be anything bleeding so that you can follow him around all night circling him over and over!
OMG THE Sriracha. OMG PLEASE.
Banana. Definitely.
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