The Weirdest “Sexy” Halloween Costumes of 2016

You asked for it. Seriously. I’ve been getting messages on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, asking when this was coming, and suggestions for costumes for this year. And all of those costumes were from Yandy.com. So I reached out to Yandy, and asked if they’d be down for sponsoring this year’s post. They said yes! So get ready for even weirder, even SEXIER costumes than ever before.

For those of you who are new, here’s the deal: I’m showcasing some of the craziest “sexy” costumes I’ve seen this year. YOU get to vote for the one you want me to do a photo shoot in. And then I have to do it. Because I love you. (You can see the previous years’ collections and shoots here.)

Now, full disclosure. There are some legitimately awesome sexy Halloween costumes on Yandy. (And many other sexy costumes that I may not be able to leave the house in. But hey, you do Halloween however you want.) But picking those for this aren’t as fun. So take a look for yourself, but then come back here and pick something ridiculous for me to wear. You have until the end of Sunday, October 9th. (I’ll pick a winner on Monday.) Without further ado…

Current Events

You’ll trend on twitter faster than Kim K.

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Donald Trump

The most terrifying costume of the year. Only complete if I can get some friends to dress up as tacos to represent the taco stands that will be on every corner if he loses.

 

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Hillary Clinton

How do you make Hillary Clinton sexy? You take the “pant” out of “pantsuit.”

 

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Pizza Rat

Ladies and gentlemen, my Patronus: Pizza rat.

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Alexander Hamilton

Contest over. This is legitimately the sexiest. It wins. History has its eyes on me wearing this costume.

Frisky Foods

You’ll be labeled “Fast Food” in these costumes. 

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Pizza

You want a pizza me?

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Burger

Oh, is one sexy burger not enough for you? Don’t worry. There are TWO sexy burger options. TWO.

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Fries

You want fries with that shake? (Add a beret to make these French.)

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Pumpkin

It puts the “spice” in Pumpkin Spice.

Sexy Saturday Mornings

All your nostalgic favorites, not at all how you remembered them.

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Charlie Brown

Good grief.

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Oscar the Grouch

Let’s be honest. This is on the list because Yandy calls it the “Sexy Trash Monster Costume.” And who DOESN’T want to be a sexy trash monster?

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Spongebob

Go business casual with this work-appropriate ensemble. Patrick Star more your speed? They’ve got that too.

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Captain Crunch

Oops! All Sexy. This captain wants to know what you’d like for breakfast.

Animals

Brings another meaning to the term “Petting Zoo.” 

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Seahorse

This wins for most absolutely random.

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Unicorn

Feeling horny?

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Goldfish

I just…I can’t.

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Bunny

When someone says they’re dressing up like a sexy bunny, “Bugs” isn’t usually the one I have in mind.

Geek Chic

Recreate your favorite fanfic in these costumes.

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Astronaut

A sneak peek at Elon Musk’s space suits for Mars travel.

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Spider-Man

Yeah, ok. I’d kiss someone upside down in this.

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Yoda

A drink buy me you will.

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The Punisher

Oh? You want to be punished?

Disney Dreams

I don’t think this is what Walt had in mind…

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Sorcerer Mickey

All your fantasias will come true.

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Bambi

BAMBI OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

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Dory

You’ll confuse a lot of children.

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Cheshire Cat

“Hey, my smile’s up here.”

So…what’s it going to be? Vote for the costume you want me to wear in a photo shoot in the comment below. I’ll order the one with the most votes on Monday, October 10th!

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