You asked for it. Seriously. I’ve been getting messages on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, asking when this was coming, and suggestions for costumes for this year. And all of those costumes were from Yandy.com. So I reached out to Yandy, and asked if they’d be down for sponsoring this year’s post. They said yes! So get ready for even weirder, even SEXIER costumes than ever before.
For those of you who are new, here’s the deal: I’m showcasing some of the craziest “sexy” costumes I’ve seen this year. YOU get to vote for the one you want me to do a photo shoot in. And then I have to do it. Because I love you. (You can see the previous years’ collections and shoots here.)
Now, full disclosure. There are some legitimately awesome sexy Halloween costumes on Yandy. (And many other sexy costumes that I may not be able to leave the house in. But hey, you do Halloween however you want.) But picking those for this aren’t as fun. So take a look for yourself, but then come back here and pick something ridiculous for me to wear. You have until the end of Sunday, October 9th. (I’ll pick a winner on Monday.) Without further ado…
You’ll trend on twitter faster than Kim K.
The most terrifying costume of the year. Only complete if I can get some friends to dress up as tacos to represent the taco stands that will be on every corner if he loses.
How do you make Hillary Clinton sexy? You take the “pant” out of “pantsuit.”
Ladies and gentlemen, my Patronus: Pizza rat.
Contest over. This is legitimately the sexiest. It wins. History has its eyes on me wearing this costume.
You’ll be labeled “Fast Food” in these costumes.
You want a pizza me?
You want fries with that shake? (Add a beret to make these French.)
It puts the “spice” in Pumpkin Spice.
Sexy Saturday Mornings
All your nostalgic favorites, not at all how you remembered them.
Let’s be honest. This is on the list because Yandy calls it the “Sexy Trash Monster Costume.” And who DOESN’T want to be a sexy trash monster?
Go business casual with this work-appropriate ensemble. Patrick Star more your speed? They’ve got that too.
Oops! All Sexy. This captain wants to know what you’d like for breakfast.
Brings another meaning to the term “Petting Zoo.”
This wins for most absolutely random.
I just…I can’t.
When someone says they’re dressing up like a sexy bunny, “Bugs” isn’t usually the one I have in mind.
Recreate your favorite fanfic in these costumes.
A sneak peek at Elon Musk’s space suits for Mars travel.
Yeah, ok. I’d kiss someone upside down in this.
A drink buy me you will.
Oh? You want to be punished?
I don’t think this is what Walt had in mind…
All your fantasias will come true.
BAMBI OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
You’ll confuse a lot of children.
“Hey, my smile’s up here.”
So…what’s it going to be? Vote for the costume you want me to wear in a photo shoot in the comment below. I’ll order the one with the most votes on Monday, October 10th!