You asked for it. Seriously. I’ve been getting messages on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, asking when this was coming, and suggestions for costumes for this year. And all of those costumes were from Yandy.com. So I reached out to Yandy, and asked if they’d be down for sponsoring this year’s post. They said yes! So get ready for even weirder, even SEXIER costumes than ever before.
For those of you who are new, here’s the deal: I’m showcasing some of the craziest “sexy” costumes I’ve seen this year. YOU get to vote for the one you want me to do a photo shoot in. And then I have to do it. Because I love you. (You can see the previous years’ collections and shoots here.)
Now, full disclosure. There are some legitimately awesome sexy Halloween costumes on Yandy. (And many other sexy costumes that I may not be able to leave the house in. But hey, you do Halloween however you want.) But picking those for this aren’t as fun. So take a look for yourself, but then come back here and pick something ridiculous for me to wear. You have until the end of Sunday, October 9th. (I’ll pick a winner on Monday.) Without further ado…
You’ll trend on twitter faster than Kim K.
The most terrifying costume of the year. Only complete if I can get some friends to dress up as tacos to represent the taco stands that will be on every corner if he loses.
How do you make Hillary Clinton sexy? You take the “pant” out of “pantsuit.”
Ladies and gentlemen, my Patronus: Pizza rat.
Contest over. This is legitimately the sexiest. It wins. History has its eyes on me wearing this costume.
You’ll be labeled “Fast Food” in these costumes.
You want a pizza me?
Oh, is one sexy burger not enough for you? Don’t worry. There are TWO sexy burger options. TWO.
You want fries with that shake? (Add a beret to make these French.)
It puts the “spice” in Pumpkin Spice.
Sexy Saturday Mornings
All your nostalgic favorites, not at all how you remembered them.
Let’s be honest. This is on the list because Yandy calls it the “Sexy Trash Monster Costume.” And who DOESN’T want to be a sexy trash monster?
Go business casual with this work-appropriate ensemble. Patrick Star more your speed? They’ve got that too.
Oops! All Sexy. This captain wants to know what you’d like for breakfast.
Brings another meaning to the term “Petting Zoo.”
This wins for most absolutely random.
I just…I can’t.
When someone says they’re dressing up like a sexy bunny, “Bugs” isn’t usually the one I have in mind.
Recreate your favorite fanfic in these costumes.
A sneak peek at Elon Musk’s space suits for Mars travel.
Yeah, ok. I’d kiss someone upside down in this.
A drink buy me you will.
Oh? You want to be punished?
I don’t think this is what Walt had in mind…
All your fantasias will come true.
BAMBI OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
You’ll confuse a lot of children.
“Hey, my smile’s up here.”
So…what’s it going to be? Vote for the costume you want me to wear in a photo shoot in the comment below. I’ll order the one with the most votes on Monday, October 10th!
Sexy Pizza rat all the way.
I know you want me to say Alexander Hamilton…
…but PIZZA RAT FTW!
Oh geez –
First I wanted to say Alexander Hamilton.
Then the Bambi one because it is just ridiculous.
Honestly the seahorse one is kinda pretty.
I’m going to with Bambi!
One more vote for .
^ There’s a pizza emoji there …. followed by a mouse emoji. By which I meant pizza rat.
PIZZA RAT AND GOLDFISH!!!!!
I’ll put a vote in for Oscar the Grouch, solely because of the desire to see a tiny half-grouch head on your head.
SEXY. TRASH. MONSTER.
Go with the sexy goldfish! So ridiculous!
pizza rat im pretty sure
The captions for each costume killed me! “Oops! All Sexy.” BAHAHA
…I think you should legitimately wear the Hamilton one 😉 But my vote for this is Sexy Yoda!
Oscar the Grouch of course!
also oscar the grouch but mostly HAMILTON
Sorcerer Mickey, so all your fantasias will come true.
Tough Goldfish is my note but the weird pizza rat was a close second
The Bambi just makes me sad… A vote for the GOLDFISH!
My vote is for Dori
It’s not gonna win, but I vote Sexy Punisher.
goldfish all the way!
I wanted to say Alexander Hamilton as well, but then I saw Oscar the Grouch.
So my vote is for Oscar the Grouch.
My vote goes to Captain Crunch
Sexy trash monster forever 100%.
Is there really a need for a vote? ALEXANDER HAMILTON! There’s a million things you haven’t done…but just you wait (until you have that costume on!) Also, you can walk around with a shot glass and let everyone know that you’re not throwing away your shot!
I really want the Alexander Hamilton costume to win. Like, REALLY really.
Are you horny, baby?
Sexy Unicorn FTW!
Goldfish for sure! xD
Oh man, bambi has to win!!
Sexy Trash Monster Costume FTW.
Hamilton is clearly the best costume.
Sexy pizza… with sprinkles
I have to give my vote to Sexy Cap’n Crunch. Because that’s a phrase that makes too much sense while making no sense at all.
If I was skinny enough I’d wear Sexy Cap’n Crunch myself. But I gotta go with Sexy Trump. It’s horrifying and hilarious at the same time. And you could carry a Taco Bell bag or hey, make a Taco Bell purse as an accessory. Or take an empty bottle, fill it with water, and print out a Trump Vodka label and stick it on and take swigs from it every now and then. 🙂
MUST BE GOLDFISH I FEEL SO STRONGLY ABOUT THIS
Your figure deserves Pizza Rat, Punisher, or Spider Man…
I had a goldfish once. He was very round and his scales sparkled wonderfully as he majestically waddled sideways and occasionally upside down. In memory of Mr.Chubs, GOLDFISH
My vote is goldfish for sure!
kristina horner says i vote for the goldfish