Weirdest “Sexy” Halloween Costumes 2015

It’s that glorious time of the year again. I share some of my favorite weird-yet-sexy costumes, and you vote on which one I must wear in a photo shoot. Why do I do this? Well, I don’t know. But you all seem to love it. Past winners have included The Kool-Aid Man, Boba Fett, and a “Sexy” Shark.

I’ve found a lot of fun options this year, so get ready for a whole bunch of choices. Let me know your faves in the comments below! I’ll tally up the votes on Monday, October 5th and start planning my shoot. And if you feel inspired to wear your own ridiculously sexy costume, you can find all of these at BuyCostumes.com! (Click the pics to see a larger version.)

Fairy Tale Heroines 

These ladies will live sexily ever after. 

 

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Costume Snow White

Snow White

She may be the fairest of them all, but her outfit needed some jazzing up. Now that it’s covered in sequins, woodland creatures, dwarves, and princes won’t be able to resist her!

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Costume Mermaid

Mermaid

This is like if Elle Woods and Barbie worked together to create a dream mermaid. That is a compliment.

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Costume Red

Red Riding Hood

Man, you thought you felt uncomfortable watching Johnny Depp get all predatory with Red. Wait till you see this sexy costume of a child visiting her grandma!

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Costume Robin Hood

Robin Hood

I steal from the rich and give to the sexy. Oo de lally indeed!
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Fairy Tale Villains

It’s good to be bad.

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Costume Cruella Devil

Cruella de Vil

So she likes furs and fine leather goods. What’s wrong with a woman her treats herself?

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Costume Ursula

Ursula

Ursula: Sexy sea urchin and mentor to young girls. Stresses the importance of girls’ voices.

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Costume Maleficent

Maleficent

The party don’t start till she walks in. I’m loving this sexy shoulder baring version of her traditional costume.

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Women Throughout History

Women wore a lot less clothing than you may have thought.

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Costume Medusa

Medusa

Medusa was a monster, right? And supposed to be hideous? Am I missing something?

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Costume Medieval

Warrior Queen

Who needs protective armor when you’ve got a sword and heels?

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Costume Viking

Viking

Ok, honestly, there’s been new research proving that there were a lot of women vikings, and that’s pretty awesome. But I’m guessing actual female vikings wore pants. [/column]

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Costume Marie Antoinette

Marie Antoinette

Wear this, and you’ll have an excuse to talk about and eat cake all night. Win-win.

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Animals

Don’t be afraid to get wild this Halloween!

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Costume Dalmation

Dalmation

This is the easiest way to pick up a Firefighter without using a lighter.

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Costume Zebra

Fever Zebra

What the hell is a fever zebra? Is it a zebra one sees in a fever dream? This outfit is terrifying.

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Costume Dinosaur

Dinosaur

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Sexy Mario Bros

You’re no longer limited to only dressing as Princess Peach.

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Costume Mario

Mario

No one can resist that mustache.

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Costume Bowser

Bowser

Pair this with a little yellow dress and Mario will forget all about that princess he was looking for.

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Costume Toad

Toad

Always the Toad, never the Princess, am I right? (Who decided to make this costume?) [/column]

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Costume Yoshi

Yoshi

Give Mario a ride he’ll never forget.

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As Seen on TV

Ruining your childhood classics, but in a sexy way. 

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Costume Bugs Bunny

Bugs Bunny

Dress up as everyone’s favorite extremely violent and occasionally racist rabbit!

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Costume Bert

Bert

You could wear this out to a Halloween party, but I’m guessing Bert himself would rather stay at home.

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Costume Power Ranger

Pink Power Ranger

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Costume Baywatch

Baywatch

Baywatch’s lifeguard uniforms were sexy enough. How did the Halloween costume add MORE clothing? AND an innertube?

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Super Sexy

These characters are putting the “graphic” in graphic novels. 

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Costume Anime Wonder Woman

Anime Wonder Woman

I didn’t know there was an anime Wonder Woman until I saw this costume. I checked out the show, and holy cow, she’s bad-ass. I’m not even gonna make a joke. She’s that cool.

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Costume Harlequin

Harley Quinn

She likes a guy with a sense of humor. And a criminal record.

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Costume Poison Ivy

Poison Ivy

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Costume Storm

Storm

You make a mutant look good.

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So, dear readers, what will it be? What costume will I be wearing for my annual Halloween shoot? Leave a comment below with your top choice(s)!

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